girlmostlikely:

inkfox:

inkfox:

can’t focus on work. can only think of that one lesbian poem about chivalry

oh god. oh fuck

woosh-floosh:

thyrell:

squeakitties:

fallout-lou-begas:

oldmen-runningtheworld-anewage:

valmillion:

me: *exhaling massive bong rip* “fuucckk im hungry lol”

my traditional liveried english butler who lives in my apartment and works for free (its a fetish for him): “does sir wish to have her baconator and nuggets now?”

mini-wrants:

mini-wrants:

A woman went viral for being turned down for a next interview for a role, she asks the recruiter what she did wrong, the recruiter tells her they were “concerned about her lack of effort in her appearance.”

She explains she wore a freshly ironed blazer with a collared top. Her nails were painted a professional beige. She got a blowout for her hair, so a professional style. She had on subdued gold earrings.

The only thing she wasn’t wearing was makeup; she states she really doesn’t wear makeup, and only had chapstick on, as her skin is sensitive. Her lawyer mother has already explained she has no legal case against the company for any type of gender-based discrimination.

Just in case anyone wants to ask why feminists still refer to the “pink tax” or rail against more and more elaborate makeup trends being pushed on girls and women.

Women being punished socially for not wearing makeup is still a feminist issue.

Little girls being taught by TikTok at 10 and 12 that they have to have a “beat face” or a “snatched body” to be adequately feminine will go on to become recruiters and HR employees and managers in a decade.

We already know that women who don’t wear makeup are discriminated against in interviews. The next generation of interviewers were raised by Sephora and Ulta; it’s going to get worse, not better, unless there’s a concentrated campaign on breaking the connection between makeup+professionalism.

skenpiel:

i hope i never ever ever see this image while im high or it will also straight up kill me. it would make me so scared my skeleton would run away And id be a boneless scared heap on the ground

wanmojie:

Lady Moth rejects drunken goat

Dibella＆Sanguine

unconventiononthelawofthesea:

if you had been assigned the other gender at birth, do you think you would be trans?

I’m trans and yes

I’m trans and no

I’m cis and yes

I’m cis and no

other as in other than your agab, not other than your gender. so for eg a cis woman reading this the question is if you were amab would you be a trans woman do you think

triviallytrue:

I am always saying this

zoomvis:

vibeshiftsurvivor:

the butch for femme dynamic i’m trying to be in

tryna be like this, just in our bag & genuinely growing together while being each others biggest flex. some everyone else type shit 🤞🏽

total solar eclipse right outside my house soon :)

hyrude:

this is so so funny to me fnaf fans are the funniest people on the planet i get such a giggle out of imagining someone playing a silly jumpscare game and going AAAAAH!!! this guy looks like he listens to prog rock

scary-terryy:

scary-terryy:

scary-terryy:

So I started working again today, and me and my coworker had to squeeze lemons which usually is a really un fun job but TODAY. We had the mostly lovely batch of lemons to work with. So we rated how smoothly they cut and how nice the insides of them looked for about an hour. An absolutely marvelous time I gotta say

And in case anyone was wondering

Here she is. The most lovely lemon I’ve ever laid eyes upon

Just thinking about her. I can’t believe we had to turn her into lemon juice

were–ralph:

were–ralph:

were–ralph:

were–ralph:

were–ralph:

luckynein:

luckynein:

“Trans men can be misogynistic because they’re MEN”

No, everyone can be misogynistic because misogyny is not stored in the gender.

Some of the nastiest misogyny I got to hear growing up came from the women around me.